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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh yeah, come over here, Dino.
    Gwen will sell me pot, a lot, ah!

    Artist: Santana
    Song: Oye Como Va
    Real Lyric: Oye como va mi ritmo.Bueno pa' gosar, mulata.

    The story:

    I was riding in my dad's truck as we were listening to a New Jersey classic rock radio station, and after Bruce Springsteen's "Rosalita" they started playing "Oye Como Va." First I started singing my lyrics and he laughed so hard he nearly choked. He told me the lyrics are in Spanish, and not about the Flintstone's dinosaur dog and a girl named Gwen who sells a lot of pot.

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