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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh, this year I'm off to Sarnies Bay

    Real Lyric: Oh, this year I`m off to sunny Spain, eviva Espana

    The story:

    I first heard this song when I was about five years old. As the son of
    a Yorkshireman, the word 'sarnies' (to mean sandwiches) was
    common in our house, so I wasn't surprised to hear a song about a
    place called 'Sarnies Bay' where you could, presumably, go on
    holiday and eat your sandwiches. Being a pretty uncool 1970s track,
    it wasn't on the radio much in the 80s. So I only discovered the real
    lyric in my mid-twenties... and realised at the same time that there
    wasn't actually a place called 'Sarnies Bay'.

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