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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh,Oh Here She Comes,
    She's a mansenita

    Artist: Hall & Oates
    Song: Maneater
    Real Lyric: Oh,Oh Here She Comes,She's a man eater



    The story:

    When I was little,there were these flower bushes in our backyard and mansentia's grew on them. So, when I heard the song I automatically assumed they were talking about the flower. Yes, I know it makes no sense, but I was about 5 years old at the time. So anyway, one day me and my mom were listening to the radio when the song came on and I ran over to her and said "Mommy! They're saying she's a mansenita like the flowers in the back yard!" My poor mother looked at me, tried so hard not to laugh and politely corrected me. I've felt stupid ever since.

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