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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Song: The Prisoner

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The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Oh, my god! I woke up with a saint
tatoo!

Oh, my god! And I think that my dogs
did too!

Artist: Amanda Marshall

Song: Sunday Morning After

Real Lyric: Oh, my god! I woke up with a snake tatoo!Oh, my god! And I think that my tongue's pierced too.

The story:

I walked into the kitchen, singing my
heart out(those very lyrics). My sibling
then looked over at me from the Mr.
Noodles and laughed. "Those aren't
the lyrics stupid! Is that really what
you thought they were? Ha!"

Submitted by

Anonymous

Submitted on

4/6/2002 10:44 am

Age it happened

14

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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