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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh Mandy, will you get me a pizza from Shakey's?

    Artist: Barry Manilow
    Song: Mandy
    Real Lyric: Oh Mandy, well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking...

    The story:

    Many years ago, my best friend and I were singing the song in the backseat of his parents car on the way to a camping trip...he sang the improper lyrics, and cracked everyone in the car up for several miles down the road...he wasn't positive his version was correct, but he figured it was close enough.

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