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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh lord, won't you buy me a mercy dispense

    Artist: Janis Joplin
    Real Lyric: Oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz

    The story:

    Years and years I had asked myself what the heck couls it be: A mercy dispense. I knew what mercy was and I found out something about things that could be despensed. But how to dispense mercy? Who is a mercy dispenser? Is it a priest? A Guru?
    I asked an american citizen what he thought. He did not understand and asked for a reason of my question. I began to sing Janis' chorus and the guy just went mad.
    Mishearing and bad translation is doubling your embarrasment, I tell you boys and girls.

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