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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh dear Lord, in her plastic Ford

    Artist: Eagles
    Song: Take It Easy
    Real Lyric: Oh dear Lord, in her flatbed Ford



    The story:

    One day, through the magic of loud, clear FM, I finally heard it correctly. Then I proudly told my wife of 36 yrs. And she told me she knew it was flatbed the whole time. And laughed.

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    Well, Anonymous, you still don't have it right. I see that your post is 9 years old, but I'm going to give this a shot anyway. The real lyrics are "It's a girl my lord, in a flat bed ford" not "oh dear Lord." But the good news is that you've got a great wife of 45 years. It's not often that we women let things like that slide.

    myredpony Mar 24, 2015 2:22 pm