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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh, Chris de Burgh, Chris de Burgh
    Save us all, tell me life is beautiful

    Artist: Keane
    Song: Crystal Ball
    Real Lyric: Oh, crystal ball, crystal ballSave us all, tell me life is beautiful

    The story:

    I knew from the start, that my lyrics couldnīt be the real ones.
    After hearing the song a few more times, I thought I recognized a name - Chistabelle. It made kinda sense for me, since I thought it was some ominous english womenīs name.
    I found out about the REAL lyrics on a karaoke screen.
    But I still like it better when Chris de Burgh saves us all.

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