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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Now's the perfect time for me to take your clothes off
    Your bra strap is in my hand, right here

    Artist: Justin Bieber
    Real Lyric: Now’s the perfect time for me to taste your lip glossYour glass slipper's in my hand, right here

    The story:

    I was talking to a friend on facebook chat, and I had some Justin
    Bieber music playing in the background. I was shocked and
    entertained when I heard these lines, and I told her what I'd heard.
    She went to listen to the song as I looked up the lyrics, but then we
    both realized they were innocent lyrics after all, much to our

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