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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Now you sweaters know where your women go for love

    Real Lyric: Now you sailors know where your women go for love



    The story:

    There is a great a cappella cover of this song done by a group from Atlanta called Live Wire. They enunciated the lyrics enough to make me realize they were saying "sailors." Until then, it made sense that the zoot suit guys were referring to "sweaters" to mean the squares, from whom a zoot suit daddy would easily steal a hot girl.

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