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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Now the workers have struck a vein
    There's lemons on sale again

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Life on Mars
    Real Lyric: Now the workers have struck for fame'Cause Lennon's on sale again

    The story:

    I never even considered that my "version" of this song was wrong. I thought it was typical Bowie wordplay, combining the idea of workers striking with maybe a doctor striking a vein during surgery or something. And not-so-good cars are called lemons, so I figured the "worker's strike" resulted in poorly made cars. I swear, it made sense in my head.
    It wasn't until I heard a live version many years later that I realized how wrong I'd been.

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