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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Now the only thing a gambler needs/Is a suitcase and chum/And
    the only time he's really satisfied/Is when he's on the drum

    Artist: The Animals
    Real Lyric: Now the only thing a gambler needs/Is a suitcase and a trunk/And the only time he's really satisfied/Is when he's on a drunk



    The story:

    I imagined that "chum" referred to the money a gambler would
    bring with him, to "chum the waters"...and that "on the drum" was
    some sort of gambling term for being on a roll, having a streak of
    luck. I only realized what it was...today, on this site.

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