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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    now that you know I'm trapped since ovulation

    Artist: Muse
    Real Lyric: now that you know I'm trappedsense of elation

    The story:

    I was curious what the actual lyrics were and I looked them up online. now too embarrassing. no one I know listens to muse so it's not like I busted out this bad boy in front of an audience.

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    I can't hear this the right way at all.

    haselnuss Feb 13, 2011 9:01 pm

    I misheard it this way too! It's probably in my top 5 weirdest

    Wunderbar Mar 17, 2010 11:24 pm

    I definitely heard this, glad I not alone.

    Wunderbar Mar 05, 2010 4:56 am