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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Now Muscles Schultz has got the Swamp Bus
    (or, has got to swamp us)

    Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd
    Real Lyric: Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers

    The story:

    I had never heard of Muscle Shoals (the Alabama city known for the Muscle Shoals Sound Studio) -- so I figured it was somebody's nickname (probably a bodyguard or bouncer!) Couldn't imagine what the "swamp bus" meant -- maybe "Muscles Schultz" drove their bus through the swamps?

    Anyway, not too embarrassing; I just looked up the lyrics.

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