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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Now it's been ten thousand years, man has tried a billion beers

    Artist: Zager And Evans
    Real Lyric: Now it's been ten thousand years, man has cried a billion tears

    The story:

    I was wondering why such a song would suddenly change its theme from overtechnology to alcoholism as the biggest threat to humans. Then, I realized the lyrics I knew were wrong.

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    This is the worst misheard I've ever heard. Even on a transistor radio. You didn't seriously hear that.

    molecules Feb 14, 2009 1:47 pm

    Hmm... Popular consensus holds that that song sucks... Maybe the "million beers" were drank to block out the sound of that song by drunken stupor.

    Prodigy Jul 25, 2008 12:03 am