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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Not sure if I'll fail or pass
    can't stab a girl in class

    Artist: Blink 182
    Real Lyric: Not sure if I'll fail or passkissed every girl in class

    The story:

    My friend called me a complete and utter moron, and told all of my friends that i was stupid. Ihe lyrics are written in the CD cover...

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    i thought it was "can't stand the girl in class" so whe i looked at this i played it on my ipod and realzed you were right. i cried inside. ive listend to this song for like 45mins straight... i feel so dumbb.

    HopeLessEnuff Nov 25, 2009 8:40 pm