Nobody gonna break-a my stride
Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no
I got to keep my Pooh Bear

The story:

As kids, my brother and I used to belt this tune out at the top of our lungs whenever it played on the radio - all the while thinking that the artist was expressing his deep devotion to our favorite stuffed animal Pooh Bear. Then one day a friend of mine called us retards and filled us in on the real lyrics. I still like ours better