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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    No Woman No Crime

    Artist: Bob Marley
    Real Lyric: No Woman No Cry



    The story:

    We're in Barbados, the Chief Engineering officer of the USS Ticonderoga, our ship, is flat-out drunk because his wife just sent him the Dear John divorce papers. the man has never had a drop of alcohol in his life. He's so straight laced he's probably never heard this song before. He's sitting in front of the stage, and much to the amusement of the Lead singer who keeps putting th emike down there, this guy is singing, "No hwumun no Criiime!! Nah-w'muno-criem."

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