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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    No woman, no child

    Artist: Bob Marley
    Real Lyric: No woman, no cry

    The story:

    I was discussing how "deep" Marley's lyrics were to friends, and
    used a phrase in the song to explain, "without a woman, you'd
    have no child." They saw I was serious and burst out laughing.
    When they told me between laughs that it was "no woman no
    cry, to save face I said "Well...that's not even good English".
    Marley's still deep to me.

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