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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    No, he can't read my poker face.
    (She ain't got no upper body)

    Artist: Lady Gaga
    Song: Poker Face
    Real Lyric: No, he can't read my poker face.(She's got me like nobody)

    The story:

    I love this one, as I can just imagine a pair of legs playing poker. It's definitely one way to avoid giving a tell!

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    Or she ain't got no chest, if you know what I mean. XDD

    MissTengu Feb 14, 2010 11:25 pm