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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    No dukes of hazard in the classroom

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom

    The story:

    I actually did not hear these lyrics wrong, but a co-worker did. After listening to the song on the radio, he asked me if was the "Dukes of Hazard" or the "Ducks of Hazard". Since I didn't realize he was talking about the song, and he had a habit of asking stupid, random questions, I **sumed he was talking about the TV show or movie that had just come out at the time, and told him it was the "Dukes of Hazard". That's when he said, "That's what I thought, but its hard to tell with them English accents." It took me a second of singing the song in my head to realize what he was talking about, and after laughing hysterically I informed him of his mistake. I don't think the term Dark Sarcasm made any sense to him, even after I explained it, and thus he filled in with something that somehow made sense to him.

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