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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Sarah

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    Song: Jeremy

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    no clouds in my scones

    Artist: Rihanna
    Song: Umbrella
    Real Lyric: no clouds in my stones

    The story:

    this actually was my friends lyric. like a year and a half ago 3 of us were in the car and listening to this song and when jay-z's part came on my friend sang "no clouds in my scones". i asked "what the hell did you just say", she said "no clouds in my scones", i said "scones like the british tea biscuit thing?", she said "yeah duh scones what do you think the lyrics are". and my 2 other friends proceeded to laugh at me and insist i was wrong with stones. i dont know what the hell they were smoking since how can you have a cloud in a scone? lol

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