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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Next time I see you
    I'm giving you a high five
    cause sex is over rated, just FYI

    Artist: Jonas Brothers
    Song: SOS
    Real Lyric: Next time I see youI'm giving you a high fivecause hugs are over rated, just FYI

    The story:

    I work at a movie theater and when the Jonas Brothers movie came out, both me and my friend went into the theater while this song was playing. When this line came up we discussed how it was kind of weird that sex was mentioned in one of their songs. A couple days later my friend told me that he looked up the lyrics and the real word was hugs. I felt quite stupid after that.

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    Well it is obvious that you are a virgin, and so are they. Good thing I would suppose, but believe me "Sex" is not overrated. Maybe sparse, and glamorized, but not overrated.

    JMonkey Aug 04, 2009 11:15 am