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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Never stop and they never die,
    They just keep on humping
    How they multiply

    Artist: The Osmonds
    Song: Crazy Horses
    Real Lyric: Never stop and they never die,They just keep on puffin'How they multiply

    The story:

    For a while I managed a charity shop which two Mormon
    missionaries attended as volunteers. As they were far from
    home I tried to make them feel welcome. One day, Crazy
    Horses was played on the radio and, just having a laugh, I
    started rocking out on air guitar and singing along. When it
    came to THAT line, a stony silence descended. We never saw
    them again.

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