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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Never been f**ked, it's a put on.

    Artist: The Who
    Real Lyric: Eminence Front, it's a put on.

    The story:

    Got into this group at about 15, and it scared the hell out of me... I thought, hell, They're the Who, man, and they're singing about being virgins... I thought I'd never get any. I think I suspected it had something to do with why everyone was so into this Hendrix guy singing about smooching other guys...
    Luckily, I discoverd the real lyrics with good friends and can handle the humiliation.

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