Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 121,822 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Nellie was a cornflake girl
    thought that was a good solution
    hanging with the rising girls
    she's gone to the other side
    things are getting kind of gross
    and I go to sleep at times..
    this is not really happening
    you bet your life it i

    Artist: Tori Amos
    Real Lyric: Never was a cornflake girlThought that was a good solutionHangin with the raisin girlsShes gone to the other sideGivin us a yo heave hoThings are getting kind of grossAnd I go at sleepy timeThis is not really happeningYou bet your life it is

    The story:

    I used to sing this song as a young wild frontgirl in a rock band at a time when I only could get a couple of sentences of the lyric and turned into gibberish the rest of it. I had no idea whatsoever of what it meant- used to sing it with very much attitude though. When I was asked what it was about I could only think of the cornflakes, of the girl gone to the other side- that of the rising girls- of the pils of the weight watchers- conviniently turned into watch weighters- which I had barely heard about and thought were just people obsessed with weight- And I finally had an inspirational rush and answered it was a song about weight problems, food disorders and diet pils, more precisely a very sad story about a girl, Nellie, who had a weight problem and decided to eat only cornflakes- as it was a godd solution- and afterwards went on pils- on advise of some watch weighter, and passed away. Also added a little speech about the american consumerist beauty stereotype of the cornflake girl and how tricky it was

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!