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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Need a little time to wank off?
    Need a little time to wank off wanker?

    Artist: Oasis
    Song: Morning Glory
    Real Lyric: Need a little time to wake up?Need a little time to wake up,wake up?

    The story:

    I was dating one guy for a long time.Once we were at my friends house and we were just making out....but than he had to pee...
    And I started to sing:Need a little time to wank off?
    Need a little time to wank off wanker?
    He just looked at me and said:
    Need a little time to wake up,wake up and no I don't need to wanl off....I did it 30 minutes ago...
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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    6/15/2002 4:21 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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