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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My TV is on fire

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: TVC15
    Real Lyric: my T V C one five

    The story:

    I had heard the song in a compilation that I had bought a couple of years ago to get to know Bowie's music and see what the fuss was all about-he was never as popular in my country as he has been in the UK or America.

    So the cd was playing and I wasn't paying attention to the song titles,and I've always thought the lyric was "My TV is on fire".Checking out the song listing a couple of days ago made me realize my mistake.Dung.Mental retardation...

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