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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My president is black, my left ball's blue
    And I'll be goddamned if my right one ain't too

    Artist: Young Jeezy
    Song: My President
    Real Lyric: My president is black, my Lambo's blueAnd I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too

    The story:

    I was at the park, and i was screaming it at the top of my lungs. when someone, who was black, corrected me that his "left ball" was actually his lambo, and his "right one" was actually, his rims. which were both blue.

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