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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My plug in baby
    Crucifies my enemies
    When I'm tryna give head, whoa

    Artist: Muse
    Song: Plug in Baby
    Real Lyric: My plug in babyCrucifies my enemiesWhen I'm tired of giving, whoa

    The story:

    Well me and my friend are big fans of Muse and one day we were talking about this song and how it's apparently supposed to be about Matt Bellamy's guitar. So then I told him how I didn't think it's very "muse-like" that they would say "tryna give head". He looked at me in a surprised way and burst out laughing, he explained how those weren't the real lyrics and I felt pretty stupid. Around three months later we saw them live and when they played this song we both sang the misheard lyrics, just for laughs.

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