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My PENIS in blue jeans is everything I'd hoped he'd be... They say there's seven wonders in the world, but what they say is out of date. There's more than seven wonders in this world, I just found number 8, My PENIS in blue jeans...

Artist: Jimmy Clanton

Song: Venus In Blue Jeans

Real Lyric: My Venus In Blue Jeans is every thing I'd hoped she be... They say there's Seven Wonders in the world, but what they say is out of date. There's more than seven wonders in the world, I just meet number 8... My Venus In Blue Jeans

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I kept singing it until my very consevative grandmother told me other wise.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

1/31/2002 4:39 pm

Age it happened

10

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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