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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My name is Perry Mason, I'm addicted to drugs.

    Artist: Robert Palmer
    Real Lyric: You might as well face it, you're addicted to love.

    The story:

    Thankfully, I can say that this was not my error. A friend, who shall remain nameless, upon hearing the song for the first time, concluded that the abovementioned were the correct lyrics. Then, she made the mistake of actually singing them...let's just say that she quickly learned, through much laughter, just how badly she had screwed them up. Undetered, she still sings them that way...

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