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    My name is Lucia

    Artist: Suzanne Vega
    Song: Luka
    Real Lyric: My name is Luka



    The story:

    This was not me, but many various and sundry people throughout my life. My name really IS "Lucia," pronounced "Lu-sha," and when this song was first released (I was about 14) I can't begin to tell you how many people informed me that there was a new Suzanne Vega song with my name in it. Very often they absolutely refused to believe it when I informed them that they were mistaken, so I finally bought the 45 (remember those?) so I could prove it.

    I still run into the occasional person who thinks they're being oh-so-witty by singing the song to me, substituting "Lucia" for "Luka." I wish the freaking song had never been written.

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