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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My mind is high and I've got a gun,
    I wanna see your cumberbund

    Artist: Blondie
    Real Lyric: The tide is high and i'm moving onI'm gonna be your number one...

    The story:

    I went to a Blondie concert, and we waited after the show in hopes we would meet her. Well, we met her and me, being the dork that i am, sang that lyric to her! she smiled and said, "sweetie, i'm flattered you like my music, but you've got the words all wrong." then, she told me what they really were and i was mortified!
    i tried to just laugh it off like i was joking, but i think Blondie knows the truth.

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