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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My love, goodbye now with lipstick on your arm when you passed out
    I couldn't bring myself to call except to call it quits

    Best friends, ex-friends to the end,
    Better off as lovers, not the other way around
    Racing through the city, window

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Real Lyric: I wrote a goodbye note in lipstick on your armWhen you passed outI couldn't bring myself to callExcept to call it quitsBest friendsEx-friends till the endBetter off as loversAnd not the other way aroundRacing through the cityWindows downIn the back of yellow checkered carsYou're wrongAre we all wrongYou're wrongAre we all wrong

    The story:

    I have been singing this song totally wrong the whole time they have had this album out; in fact, I realized I had the entire song memorized WRONG.
    I didn't know how wrong I was until I was looking at someone else's misheard lyrics and I saw what the real ones were. So, being surprised, I got out the lyrics booklet and looked up the song. I had read all of the lyrics before, but this shock of mine read on my face like none other.
    I have sang this song before at the top of my lungs in the car, with friends, at their birthday parties, and at a band practice of mine [I'm surprised no one corrected me, but I guess that's just how it goes when you know Fall Out Boy better than anyone in your band].

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