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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My husband actually misheard them - for thirty years - as "Old folks calling up on the phone".

    Artist: Glen Campbell
    Real Lyric: "And offers coming over the phone".

    The story:

    He's 38, and for some reason broke out into this song yesterday. Me: "Hon, what'd you say"? Hubby: "Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know, and old folks calling up on the phone". Lol. Once I recovered I was able to convince him that really didn't make any sense - why would old folks be calling him up on the phone?. Ah, I'm still laughing.

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