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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My heart will go under door.

    Artist: Celine Dion
    Real Lyric: My heart will go on and on.

    The story:

    Well, I'd been singing it like this since Titanic came out, and I think the big moment of realization came when I was 13 or 14 and I was singing away happily to myself when my family took great delight in torturing me over how totally wrong I was - even to this day! It sucks because it made complete sense to me - it still does! I had a whole video built up for it in my mind too! =(

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