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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    my hands smelled just like two baboons

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: My hands swelled just like two ballons

    The story:

    Actually it wasn't me. I was sitting in a bar listening to a coverband, when they started their cover of Comfortably numb. When the line was sang, I broke out laughing, along with my buddy. After the song, the band took break, and we couldn't resist. We had to ask if we herd it wrong, but actually he really did sing it that way, and had been for years!!!

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