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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My ear is my only garage

    Artist: Bob Marley
    Real Lyric: My feet is my only carriage



    The story:

    It was the only sense I could make of that line (round here, we pronounce "garage" as "garrij") as I transcribed the lyrics from a tape for the band I was in to cover. I'd told the singer to do the line as I'd heard it, and we did this song in public many times before the truth came out via the fledgeling Internet.

    To make it worse, our singer had a very clear voice, and pronounced "garage" with a long A and soft G. What else could we do? Drop the song from our repetoire because of one lousy line I couldn't get my head round?

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