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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My daughter heard:
    "Bring me a pie of love"
    My son heard:
    "Bring me papaya, Love"

    Artist: Steve Winwood
    Song: Higher Love
    Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love

    The story:

    The song was playing in the grocery store while we
    were walking past the bakery when my 6 year old
    daughter gleefully belted out, "Bring me a pie of
    love!" (thinking that she had made a clever
    connection between the song and our current
    location). My 11 year old son, thinking he was so
    much smarter than her, said, "It's not 'pie of
    love'! It's 'papaya, love'." Of course, I roared
    with laughter.

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    Marcus Mar 30, 2015 8:47 am