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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My daring -do allows me to dance to Brigadoon around you
    But by the time I'm close to you, I lose my desperate pair of shoes, now you...

    Artist: Fiona Apple
    Song: To Your Love
    Real Lyric: My derring-do allows me to dance the rigadoon around youBut by the time I'm close to you, I lose my desidaratum, so now you...

    The story:

    I love Fiona, don't get me wrong, but who WOULNDT screw up this lyric? I mean, I had to get out a dictionary to look up "rigadoon" and "desidaratum". I feel no shame in this particular screw up. I also thought she was saying "daring do" like a brave, creative haircut.

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    Submitted on

    12/2/2003 12:46 am

    Age it happened

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    Better than original?

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    Convinced others you were right?

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    Was partying involved?

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