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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My cookie's much bigger than yours!

    Song: CIGARO
    Real Lyric: My c**k is much bigger than yours!

    The story:

    I love it when my friends belt out lyrics they don't know. This was Jed's misunderstanding. She was thoroughly sure she had it right until we looked up the lyrics. XD

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    Well Toni think about the context of the song. First its very juvenile for boys to compare sizes like saying Im better because my cocks bigger. the song is about the American government acting like juvenile boys.

    jamestipping Jun 05, 2012 5:25 pm

    Frankly, "cookie" would be a lot nicer. Maybe I'm a grandma at heart, but saying the word "cock" in a song doesn't impress me. Thank god Serj is doing his own thing, cuz Darron was getting on my nerves.

    Toni_sxe Mar 29, 2009 9:07 pm