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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    my body, kiss my body
    *indistinct lyrics*
    my tongue, kiss my tongue

    Artist: MC Hammer
    Real Lyric: my body its my body take it where i want to(pump it up party)my time its my time



    The story:

    This song is from the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. The song is played when they introduce the foot clan hideout. I got this movie when I was six and watched it many, many times and I always misheard the lyric and hated it. I finally got the soundtrack yesterday and saw the correct lyrics in the booklet and realized that the song was nowhere near as dirty as my six year old mind had made it.

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