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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My blood runs cold
    My ovary has just been sold

    Artist: J. Geils Band
    Song: Centerfold
    Real Lyric: My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold



    The story:

    We were riding in the car and the song was on the radio. My mom looked at me and said, "What did you just say?"
    It was sad that my mom was more hip to the lyrics than I.

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    Ahahahahahahahahaha I misheard it this way, too, the first time I was at the gynecologist. That song was on the radio and I sang to it just when the doctor came in and he looked at me funny and said, "What?"

    coffeelunatic Jul 26, 2009 12:40 am