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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter;
    Girls with chartreuse hair are something

    Real Lyric: Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter; Girls as sharp as hear are something rare.

    The story:

    I was hosting an oldies show at a Southern
    European Network affiliate station of the
    Armed Forces Radio Service in Sigonella
    Sicily, and doing a series on Number One
    Songs of the Sixties. When I got to 1965, the
    Hermits' song was on the list, of course. I
    intro'ed the song as "Here are Herman's
    Hermits from 1965, singing about that girl
    with chartreuse hair." My program director,
    Gene Schoeck, came into the studio after I
    had uttered the words laughing himself sick
    and informed me of the correct lyrics.

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