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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Mr. Saturday night special
    Got a daughter that's doin' coke
    So why don't we dump all people
    To the bottom of the sea

    Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd
    Real Lyric: Mr. Saturday night special Got a barrel that's blue and cold .....So why don't we dump 'em people To the bottom of the sea

    The story:

    Looked it up a few minutes ago. Always wondered how the "daughter" factored in to anything, and why dumping the entire human race in the ocean would solve the gun problem.

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