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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Mr. Crowley, what they done in your head
    Oh, Mr. Crowley, did you talk to the dead
    Your life-stop seemed to me so tragic
    And the thrill of it all
    You fooled all the people with magic
    Yeah, you waited on Satan's door

    Artist: Ozzy Osbourne
    Song: Mr. Crowley
    Real Lyric: Mr. Crowley, what went down in your head(Oh) Mr. Crowley, did you talk to the deadYour lifestyle to me seems so tragicWith the thrill of it allYou fooled all the people with magic(Yeah)You waited on Satan's call

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    Wasn't embarrassing, really. I just found the lyrics on the Internet and realized that I was wrong.

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