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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Momma don't take my toilet bowl, Momma don't take my toilet bowl, Momma don't take my toilet bowl away

    Artist: Paul Simon
    Song: Kodachrome
    Real Lyric: Momma don't take my Kodachrome, Momma don't take my Kodachrome, Momma don't take my Kodachrome away



    The story:

    I misheard this when the song originally came out in the early 1970s. I didn't understand how that went with the rest of the lyrics, but, hey, I wasn't a famous singer/songwriter like Paul Simon. My sister corrected me, but didn't tease me too much because she agreed it did sound like "toilet bowl" during the chorus. When we hear that song today, we crack up.

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