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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Maybe that's the reason that the napkins are cold.

    Artist: Gwen Stefani
    Real Lyric: Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold...

    The story:

    My daughter did this one! The line before says something about not shutting the refrigerator. In our house, the napkin dispenser is sorta near the fridge, so it made sense to her!

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    My husband is happy to know he isn't the only one to hear it this way!

    Niffreiffic Aug 02, 2009 8:53 pm