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    Maybe get a person on your little finger, maybe get a gemstone on your thumb

    Artist: Dire Straits
    Real Lyric: Maybe get a blister on your little finger, maybe get a blister on your thumb



    The story:

    My mom was listening to it in the car and I had the tape cassette box in my hand, so I was looking in the lyrics, and she started to sing the wrong lyrics, so I stopped her and asked her what lyrics she was singing, so she told me, "Maybe get a person on your little finger, maybe get a gemstone on your thumb" and i couldn't stop laughing. i ended up rolling all over the ground because i was laughing so hard.

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